Lonely Runner
An impotent man-boy? I pretend to be a teacher by day and feel sorry for myself at night.

In number theory, and especially the study of diophantine approximation, the lonely runner conjecture is a conjecture originally due to J. M. Wills in 1967. Applications of the conjecture are widespread in mathematics; they include view obstruction problems and calculating the chromatic number of distance graphs and circulant graphs. The conjecture was given its picturesque name by L. Goddyn in 1998.
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Shudder* (Taken with instagram)

Shudder* (Taken with instagram)

Worst invention for stage fright. It happens to the best of us from time to time.

thedailywhat:

Urinal Design Concept of the Day: Currently making “music” in Sao Paulo, Brazil — the Guitar Pee, which lets users create and download their personal M-Pee-3 online.

No word on a U.S. release.

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It’s a sailboat.

It’s a sailboat.

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Batman sipping soda with Catwoman.  (Taken with instagram)

Batman sipping soda with Catwoman. (Taken with instagram)

Maybe it’s unethical for me to share this on instagram but, hey, I’m a teacher-bro.

Maybe it’s unethical for me to share this on instagram but, hey, I’m a teacher-bro.

hexington:

AWESOME

hexington:

AWESOME

thedailywhat:

Poop Imitates Art of the Day: Art has always been subjective, but the newest exhibit at “the subversive adult Disneyland” in Sydney, Australia, is essentially an automated poop machine:

It was built by Belgian artist Wim Delvoye to mimic the actions of the human digestive system. A series of glass receptacles hang in a row with the machine being “fed” twice a day on one end. The food is ground up “naturally,” the way it is in the human body, and the device produces feces on the clock at 2 p.m. at the other end.

Though the motto at the Museum of Old and New Art (MONA) is “to shock, offend, inform and entertain,” NBC reports that as far as the poop machine is concerned, “not many visitors can take it.” One guest said the exhibit’s byproduct is an “overwhelming assault on the senses.”
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thedailywhat:

Poop Imitates Art of the Day: Art has always been subjective, but the newest exhibit at “the subversive adult Disneyland” in Sydney, Australia, is essentially an automated poop machine:

It was built by Belgian artist Wim Delvoye to mimic the actions of the human digestive system. A series of glass receptacles hang in a row with the machine being “fed” twice a day on one end. The food is ground up “naturally,” the way it is in the human body, and the device produces feces on the clock at 2 p.m. at the other end.

Though the motto at the Museum of Old and New Art (MONA) is “to shock, offend, inform and entertain,” NBC reports that as far as the poop machine is concerned, “not many visitors can take it.” One guest said the exhibit’s byproduct is an “overwhelming assault on the senses.”

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